My Wilmslow moment

[DodgyAgent]

I am going to my god daughters 21st at the weekend and the parents had arranged a B&B for us to stay in. I told them I didnt want it, rang the pub up and cancelled. My friend had insisted I call them and said that he had other guests who wanted the room, so really no problem apart from a bit of name changing. He then texts me and says that the pub are "very unhappy". he didnt need to tell me that but he and his wife cannot help themselves but to make everyone around them feel guilty and uncomfortable, so this is not an isolated incident. So I sent him a text saying "tulip happens" and no doubt he and his wife will "kick off" when we see them.

How am I doing Wilmslow?

[Mich the Tester]

How am I doing Wilmslow?

Wheelbarrow style?

[Churchill]

I am going to my god daughters 21st at the weekend and the parents had arranged a B&B for us to stay in. I told them I didnt want it, rang the pub up and cancelled. My friend had insisted I call them and said that he had other guests who wanted the room, so really no problem apart from a bit of name changing. He then texts me and says that the pub are "very unhappy". he didnt need to tell me that but he and his wife cannot help themselves but to make everyone around them feel guilty and uncomfortable, so this is not an isolated incident. So I sent him a text saying "tulip happens" and no doubt he and his wife will "kick off" when we see them.

How am I doing Wilmslow?

If you'd been accused of shagging your God daughter then 10/10 and a gold star!

[Wilmslow]

I am going to my god daughters 21st at the weekend and the parents had arranged a B&B for us to stay in. I told them I didnt want it, rang the pub up and cancelled. My friend had insisted I call them and said that he had other guests who wanted the room, so really no problem apart from a bit of name changing. He then texts me and says that the pub are "very unhappy". he didnt need to tell me that but he and his wife cannot help themselves but to make everyone around them feel guilty and uncomfortable, so this is not an isolated incident. So I sent him a text saying "tulip happens" and no doubt he and his wife will "kick off" when we see them.

How am I doing Wilmslow?

Er - Why was a B&B booked for you, and why do the pub have a problem if the rooms are full anyway?

Sounds very strange......

[Bunk]

Er - Why was a B&B booked for you, and why do the pub have a problem if the rooms are full anyway?

Sounds very strange......

Don't you ******* start! None of your stories make any sense!

[TestMangler]

If you'd been caught shagging your God daughter then 10/10 and a gold star!

FTFY

[DodgyAgent]

Er - Why was a B&B booked for you, and why do the pub have a problem if the rooms are full anyway?

Sounds very strange......

Indeed. It is in the middle of Lincolnshire

[DodgyAgent]

If you'd been accused of shagging your God daughter then 10/10 and a gold star!

I will of course be having to fight her friends off come saturday night

[Churchill]

I will of course be having to fight her friends off come saturday night

I'd heard you'd been reduced to a sympathy shag.

So sad for such a once proud man...

[DodgyAgent]

I'd heard you'd been reduced to a sympathy shag.

So sad for such a once proud man...

A shag is a shag no matter what you prefix it with. You of all people should know that