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What the fook was their Risk/Analytics function doing? Nothing clearlyHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostWhat the fook was their Risk/Analytics function doing? Nothing clearly
Sack the lot of them!Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI see a Plan F forming
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHow's your knitting software coming along?
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.
Sending to you kindest regardings
BobAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.
Which stage is selling it ... 9?Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.
1) You couldn't understand Bob
2) Bob couldn't understand you.
3) You paid Bob up front
4) Your spec was full of holes and he had to interpret. You wanted a sports car, he gave you a half eaten mango
5) Bob is now not returning your emails, telephone calls or SMS's. You have managed to speak to a lady called Mrs Bob who said Bob had died from TB.
6) Bob Cousin Ltd has just released a new product onto the internet that looks like the Sports Car you wanted.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View Post
Which stage is selling it ... 9?
HTH, BIDI.Hard Brexit now!
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