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Bankers bonuses, chock full of zeroes!

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    Bankers bonuses, chock full of zeroes!

    UBS bankers face zero bonuses - FT.com



    U s how I ed

    #2
    What the fook was their Risk/Analytics function doing? Nothing clearly
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      What the fook was their Risk/Analytics function doing? Nothing clearly
      Probably spending all day booking expensive holidays and looking through Porsche and Ferrari brochures.

      Sack the lot of them!

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        #4
        I see a Plan F forming
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          I see a Plan F forming
          How's your knitting software coming along?

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            How's your knitting software coming along?

            It's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              It's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.
              There is being no requirement for knit and purl function; this is being an enhancement and must be doing planned for future releases.

              Sending to you kindest regardings

              Bob
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                It's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.


                Which stage is selling it ... 9?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  It's at Stage 2 of 4. Some problems with Bob, but nothing insuperable.
                  You mean that

                  1) You couldn't understand Bob
                  2) Bob couldn't understand you.
                  3) You paid Bob up front
                  4) Your spec was full of holes and he had to interpret. You wanted a sports car, he gave you a half eaten mango
                  5) Bob is now not returning your emails, telephone calls or SMS's. You have managed to speak to a lady called Mrs Bob who said Bob had died from TB.
                  6) Bob Cousin Ltd has just released a new product onto the internet that looks like the Sports Car you wanted.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post


                    Which stage is selling it ... 9?
                    A damn sight sooner than the years it took you. And we'll make more money.
                    HTH, BIDI.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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