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Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger

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    Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger

    Only in the Sunday Sport.

    Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger

    U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.
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    It was always going to happen.

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