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Oi Dim, I've found you something to spend your cash on.

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    Oi Dim, I've found you something to spend your cash on.

    A perfect contractors residence





    You can download the full brochure here: http://yachtislanddesign.com/downloa...onaco%20v3.pdf

    #2
    The only option they don't offer is good taste.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Is that a floating model of monaco?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Is that a floating model of monaco?
        Looks a bit like it, yes. The triangle swimming pool's wrong though; that should be a block of flats (possibly with swimming pool on top seeing as David Coulthard and his chums live there).
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Looks a bit like it, yes. The triangle swimming pool's wrong though; that should be a block of flats (possibly with swimming pool on top seeing as David Coulthard and his chums live there).

          To be fair to them, the thing would probably flip over if they added a block of flats to the side. The submarine is a nice touch.

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            #6
            Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
            The submarine is a nice touch.
            Is it armed with nuclear tipped torpedos?

            If no then I am not interested.

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              #7
              So that's what's going to happen to that aircraft carrier Labour forced 'us' to build and was going to be mothballed.

              Good idea. Will be able to sneak up on countries very easily, with the swimming pool a secret entrance to the sea harriers, thunderbirds style.
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #8
                Originally posted by PAH View Post
                So that's what's going to happen to that aircraft carrier Labour forced 'us' to build and was going to be mothballed.

                Good idea. Will be able to sneak up on countries very easily, with the swimming pool a secret entrance to the sea harriers, thunderbirds style.
                Well spotted! I can just see this thing floating undetected in the South Atlantic ready to foil any new Argentinian invasions.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                  Well spotted! I can just see this thing floating undetected in the South Atlantic ready to foil any new Argentinian invasions by showing off what a bunch of chavs live in Britain.
                  ftfy
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    "Nah. I bought the ocean instead so everyone can pay rent" - Dimprawn.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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