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    Wife is away til Wednesday next week.

    Tonight. Beer and laughs with friends in the City.
    Tomorrow. True Blood Season 4. Maybe more drinks not sure yet.
    Sunday. A lot of games playing End of month accounts on the new PC. Some new movies I have come by.

    Any ideas for Monday and Tuesday evening?
    Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

    #2
    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    Tonight. Beer and laughs with friends in the City.
    Tomorrow. True Blood Season 4. Maybe more drinks not sure yet.
    Sunday. A lot of games playing End of month accounts on the new PC. Some new movies I have come by.

    Any ideas for Monday and Tuesday evening?
    Monday

    Tuesday

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      #3
      Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
      Any ideas for Monday and Tuesday evening?
      Internet and a large box of tissues
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        Internet and a large box of tissues
        The wife is away remember. He doesn't need to worry about where it lands. This renders the tissues surplus to requirements

        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
          Tonight. Beer and laughs with friends in the City.
          Tomorrow. True Blood Season 4. Maybe more drinks not sure yet.
          Sunday. A lot of games playing End of month accounts on the new PC. Some new movies I have come by.

          Any ideas for Monday and Tuesday evening?
          What about getting pished and having a kebab? Just for a change
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            #6
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            The wife is away remember. He doesn't need to worry about where it lands. This renders the tissues surplus to requirements
            she is coming back!
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              she is coming back!

              It'll have dried in by then
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                It'll have dried in by then
                Depends whether his curtains are usually crusty or not.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  The wife is away remember. He doesn't need to worry about where it lands. This renders the tissues surplus to requirements

                  Alternatively curtains work well for the same purpose

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                    #10
                    I would lick the chutney spoon and put it back.
                    Then bleed the radiators.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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