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The decline of civilization as we know it

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    The decline of civilization as we know it

    When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?
    If you're spending £1 on a single ticket with easyjet don't expect any frills.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      If you're spending £1 on a single ticket with easyjet don't expect any frills.
      For 600 notes with BA I expect top totty. I don't do the orange peril.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?
        Only in Europe
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          ... has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?
          Well it certainly goes up when you enter the airport.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?
            Good looking get flown in 1st Class on BA or NetJets.

            HTH

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              Good looking get flown in 1st Class on BA .

              HTH
              Thanks.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                British women are getting fatter, perhaps you should try a different airline.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?
                  It depends on where you fly out from?

                  If it's up North like Manchester/Newcastle then yes, it's full of fat dribbling Fat Slags in ill fitting clothes
                  If it's down south like Exeter/Bristol it's full of cretinous drooling six fingered benefit scroungers
                  and if you fly out of say, Heathrow and Gatwick then it's full of fake tanned, blonde haired bimbos with fake boobs.

                  Oh.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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