You have to admire the Chinese

[Gold Dalek]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/4921116.stm

Top British transplant surgeons have accused China of harvesting the organs of thousands of executed prisoners a year to sell for transplants.

What a way to solve our prison crisis - bring back executions & sell the organs!

[Dundeegeorge]

Get your kidneys here?

Sounds like a winner to me: suggest it to Gordon Brown... just think of the revenue

"Roll up, roll up! Get your kidneys here!"

Is this for Tom Cruise?

[hyperD]

Ah, but what will happen when these transplant patients start turning to crime and murder in some kind of ghoulish Shaun of the Dead movie...

"Nurse..."

[hyperD]

OrganLeggers were described in great detail in Larry Niven's fiction in the 1960s...

Ah yes zeit, he of Ringworld fame.

[Lucifer Box]

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

Wo ai zhongguo ren.
Wo ai zhongguo ren.
Wo ai zhongguo ren.
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien!

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

[DimPrawn]

Crimes punishable by death in China:

Violent crime
Drugs offences
Separatism
Aiding Tibet border crossings
Bribery
Pimping
Embezzlement
Tax fraud
Insurance fraud
Stealing petrol
Selling harmful foodstuffs
Disrupting the stock market

I hope Gordons not reading this....

[PRC1964]

Crimes punishable by death in China:

Selling harmful foodstuffs

So how do MacDonalds get away with it then?

[Perhentian]

Visa application

Oooo and I was going to put pimping on my holiday visa application.....

[Fungus]

Originally Posted by DimPrawn
"Crimes punishable by death in China:

Selling harmful foodstuffs"

So how do MacDonalds get away with it then?

Have McDonald's started selling foodstuffs?

[Addanc]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/4921116.stm

Top British transplant surgeons have accused China of harvesting the organs of thousands of executed prisoners a year to sell for transplants.

What a way to solve our prison crisis - bring back executions & sell the organs!

Better get Gil the ARM on the case of the slit eyed organleggers.