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    While we're on the subject of poo...

    Why do some people always smell of tulip?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    wrong perfume?

    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Why do some people always smell of tulip?
      Because you always have your head up there arse brown nosing?!
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Why do some people always smell of tulip?
        It's a question of statistics and chance. In any large population you will find some who can run fast, swim fast or who are very brainy.
        Some will be able to make things with their hands, some will have large boobies and some will be ginger. Therefore it follows, by logic, that some will smell of wee, and some will smell, a bit, of poo

        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          It's a question of statistics and chance. In any large population you will find some who can run fast, swim fast or who are very brainy.
          Some will be able to make things with their hands, some will have large boobies and some will be ginger. Therefore it follows, by logic, that some will smell of wee, and some will smell, a bit, of poo

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            #6
            The big unsolved question with regard to poo and smelling surely relates to dogs.

            Their sense of smell is 10,000* times better than a humans and yet despite this they still insist on pushing their noses right against any poo found, if not in it. They then spend a considerable time in what appears to be deep savoury thought. Ditto with anuses and kebabs.



            * don't take that figure as gospel, it just sounds funny

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              The big unsolved question with regard to poo and smelling surely relates to dogs.

              Their sense of smell is 10,000* times better than a humans and yet despite this they still insist on pushing their noses right against any poo found, if not in it. They then spend a considerable time in what appears to be deep savoury thought. Ditto with anuses and kebabs.
              A poo to a dog is like a book to a human
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                A poo to a dog is like a book to a human


                In that case my garden must be a dog-library



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                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  The big unsolved question with regard to poo and smelling surely relates to dogs.

                  Their sense of smell is 10,000* times better than a humans and yet despite this they still insist on pushing their noses right against any poo found, if not in it. They then spend a considerable time in what appears to be deep savoury thought. Ditto with anuses and kebabs.



                  * don't take that figure as gospel, it just sounds funny
                  Then, given half a chance, they roll in it. Sort of "saving some for later".

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                    #10
                    Worse than that, some dogs gorge frequently on the pavement sausage. Then they come bounding and gamboling over to you and give a great huffy breath in your face.

                    Instant retch.

                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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