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Stuff that is tulip

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    Stuff that is tulip

    Is it just me or does it make you smile when you see stuff with the word Tulip in it? The word seems to have a whole new meaning now...



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      #3
      Because he knows he can get away with it (but no "necklaces" outside of light relief).


      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          ooo-arrr

          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Should be in the Profanisaurus
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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              #7
              Should be in the Profanisaurus. Nearest I can find is this:

              Urban Dictionary: anal tulip

              The common name for a medical condition in which the rectum becomes inverted and is extruded through the anus. This is a very painful condition which is generally the result of vigorous anal sex. It is called a "purple sock" because that is the best description for how the inverted rectum looks. (see also ass tulip)

              Dr. Smith suspected his wife was seeing another man when she started coming home at 4 AM, suddenly had an intense anal fetish, and showed up in his ER one night with a purple sock. It ended up the "other man" was in fact a horse.

              PS How rude posting summit like that, I am disgusted.
              Last edited by xoggoth; 27 September 2011, 17:10.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Could be worse. I ordered some real nasty filth from Holland last week. Imagine the emotional distress when they sent me a Max Bygraves song.

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