I'll start with:
Never, ever, queue to use the traps, bad form.
Never, ever, queue to use the traps, bad form.
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Whomever tagged this thread evidently does not understand the concept of a Forum.
Thanks for your input though, I'll bear it in mind
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Always make sure you're in the toilet long enough to invoice at least a tenner.Comment
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If its brown, flush it down.
If its yellow, let it mellow!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Rules of lav
Leaving the seat down and then peeing. Drops of p!ss all over the seat are not cool when I need my 30 min toilet break.
I have an unproved suspicion that seems to be a Bob thing - we just had a group of 10 blokes and since then, I have had to go to a differnt floor.
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There are women with a sprinkler attachment too. How in the name of God they manage to cover the entire seat, astounds me. They must be crouching/squatting on the actual seat and wee-ing from a height.Originally posted by SneakySimon View PostLeaving the seat down and then peeing. Drops of p!ss all over the seat are not cool when I need my 30 min toilet break.
I have an unproved suspicion that seems to be a Bob thing - we just had a group of 10 blokes and since then, I have had to go to a differnt floor.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Don't congratulate
On our floor we have only two traps (3 but one is always broken) and queuing is common. One time, I finished and as I was exiting, instead of usual head down, no eye contact he said "great job mate, I was desperate - hope the seat is nice and warm".
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I went out with a girl from Ireland and that's how she used the bog. Crouched with her feet on the seat and spraying liberally.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Sprinkler attachment - wow, I would love to meet a woman like that!!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Its true though, all over the damn seat. Drives me insane, especially when I forget to check and sit straight down
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At BT they had load of Bobs and they all would head off to the bogs and gob flem into the sinks. It soundded disgusting.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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