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Been to my first Lapdance Club

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    Been to my first Lapdance Club

    As the honarary bloke/token woman I was dragged in during a leaving do last night.

    My goodness!
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

    #2
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    As the honarary bloke/token woman I was dragged in during a leaving do last night.

    My goodness!
    Did they stick 50 quid notes between your norks?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Did they stick 50 quid notes between your norks?
      £50 notes ? You posh bastard !!

      Last lapdance club I was in (in Bristol) it was pound coins
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        £50 notes ? You posh bastard !!

        Last lapdance club I was in (in Bristol) it was pound coins
        I was assuming that Cojak's qutie classy.

        <Cojak barfs>
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          £50 notes ? You posh bastard !!

          Last lapdance club I was in (in Bristol) it was pound coins
          I do like the idea of dropping a load of change into the pants of a lapdancer!
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
            I do like the idea of dropping a load of change into the pants of a lapdancer!


            unnecessary verbiage
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Never been to one, never want to (Ditto for casinos).
              The vegetarian option.

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                #8
                Was it an expensive night or were you quids in by the end?



                Pondy in "no judgement either way" mode

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  As the honarary bloke/token woman I was dragged in during a leaving do last night.

                  My goodness!
                  That's how it starts. One night you're an honoury bloke/token woman at a lapdance club, next you're gnoshing off strangers in a dogging layby in Wilmslow.

                  Slippery slope there Jacks.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Did they stick 50 quid notes between your norks?
                    Don't think I would have got much of a look in if I tried it. I was pretty much invisible...
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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