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    The Eyes have it

    Man rips out own eyes in church | The Sun |News

    Or not as the case may be.

    Talk about taking the scriptures a bit too literally.

    #2
    This story lens itself for the great CUK tradition of awful puns.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      This story lens itself for the great CUK tradition of awful puns.
      Aye....
      Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Flubster View Post
        Aye....
        Come on, you can do better; that was blindingly obvious.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Couldn't see that one coming.

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            #6
            Apparently he was a British born eye-tie.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              This story lens itself for the great CUK tradition of awful puns.
              We should focus on what you attempted there
              Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
              Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                #8
                Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                We should focus on what you attempted there
                You have such transparent humour.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  You have such transparent humour.
                  Don't try to refract attention
                  Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                  Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Man rips out own eyes in church | The Sun |News

                    Or not as the case may be.

                    Talk about taking the scriptures a bit too literally.
                    Blimey. Not even sure how one would get hold of their eye to pull it out.

                    It's a serious matter people. Stop with the cornea jokes.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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