Using other people's toilets

[doodab]

One of ms doodab's friends came around this morning for some sort of kiddie costume making party, while she was here she had a massive tulip that left the u bend a bit mucky. They are quite close friends, or at least spend a lot of time together, and Ms doodab is quite spectacularly offended, which I am finding hilarious.

I will concede that she could have put a bit of bleach down there.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

[Mich the Tester]

One of ms doodab's friends came around this morning for some sort of kiddie costume making party, while she was here she had a massive tulip that left the u bend a bit mucky. They are quite close friends, or at least spend a lot of time together, and Ms doodab is quite spectacularly offended, which I am finding hilarious.

I will concede that she could have put a bit of bleach down there.

Turd story of the week!

[craig1]

At a party earlier this year round a friend's house, another friend came back from the toilets and said quite loudly, although he wasn't drunk, "sorry mate, just pebble-dashed your toilet, you might want to stick some bleach down there before you use it".

Bit of a thwaite really.

[Arturo Bassick]

Had you supplied a bog brush?

[doodab]

Had you supplied a bog brush?

There is one there, personally I would rather not have it used though. Disgusting things.

[Mich the Tester]

There is one there, personally I would rather not have it used though. Disgusting things.

You're not supposed to shove it up your arse!

[Arturo Bassick]

There is one there, personally I would rather not have it used though. Disgusting things.

Had an embarrassing moment with one of those.
Had created a spectacularly stubborn skid mark (think deck of the Ark Royal) so tried to do the decent thing with the bog brush.
It broke and got wedged.
I handed over the broken handle and did one! Never invited back.

[Mich the Tester]

Well all this makes me feel like going for a really good dump. See you after about 35 euros!

[Arturo Bassick]