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    Muslim alarm clock

    In the Suity household we have an Asda smart price radio alarm clock. Very basic, only a fiver and does the job.

    The tuner is manual and there seems to be a muslim channel on air very close to our usual "Diverse FM" station. Last night while retuning the missus hit on some Muslim music, the usual kind of male singer with no backing. She shrugged her shoulders and said "Well, it is diverse FM and this is diverse, must have the right station"

    Wrong. This morning was like a call to prayer in Tikrit. Out of bed like a shot, the pair of us.

    Tonight she says we should keep it on the same station.

    At least I get to work on time.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      "Muslim music"? you horrible racist man.

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        #4
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        "Muslim music"? you horrible racist man.
        WHS

        Tottenham fans are just inherent racists. Any cards you want to play in your defense???
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Luton... nice
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            "Muslim music"? you horrible racist man.
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            WHS

            Tottenham fans are just inherent racists. Any cards you want to play in your defense???
            I think you're missing the real issue here. This is a contractors forum, WTF is Asda smart price.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              WTF is Asda smart price.


              Possibly akin to Waitrose 'essentials' range?

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                In the Suity household we have an Asda smart price radio alarm clock. Very basic, only a fiver and does the job.

                The tuner is manual and there seems to be a muslim channel on air very close to our usual "Diverse FM" station. Last night while retuning the missus hit on some Muslim music, the usual kind of male singer with no backing. She shrugged her shoulders and said "Well, it is diverse FM and this is diverse, must have the right station"

                Wrong. This morning was like a call to prayer in Tikrit. Out of bed like a shot, the pair of us.

                Tonight she says we should keep it on the same station.

                At least I get to work on time.
                We have some Muslim pirate station, ironically the signal is very strong at our church. Bizarre when we turned on the car late at night after music practice and heard chanting...
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  We have some Muslim pirate station, ironically the signal is very strong at our church. Bizarre when we turned on the car late at night after music practice and heard chanting...
                  Aha. Radio Somali. Shiver me timbers.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Didn't know ASDA did them.



                    Edit: actually I could believe that ASDA in Luton get them in especially.
                    Last edited by Freamon; 5 October 2011, 22:39.
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