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    CUKer most likely to be next to


    1. Become a millionaire
    2. Be named on the sex offenders register
    3. Get life for murder
    4. Win more that a million on the lottery
    5. Reach 25 stone
    6. pay for nookey
    7. poo in a public place




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    #2
    All me I reckon.

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      #3
      1. Become a millionaire - DP
      2. Be named on the sex offenders register - tough one - AtW
      3. Get life for murder - Churchill - he has a bit of a temper
      4. Win more that a million on the lottery - Me
      5. Reach 25 stone - Either MF or SY
      6. pay for nookey - MF
      7. poo in a public place - EO

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        #4
        8. Go the way of Mr Jobs
        We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
        - Douglas Adams

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          #5
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          5. Reach 25 stone - Either MF or SY
          Yes indeed, I heard they were both dieting.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            CUKer most likely to be next to


            1. Become a millionaire
            2. Be named on the sex offenders register
            3. Get life for murder
            4. Win more that a million on the lottery
            5. Reach 25 stone
            6. pay for nookey
            7. poo in a public place




            7. poo in a public place - EO
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              CUKer most likely to be next to

              4. Win more that a million on the lottery
              Contractors are say to savvy to waste money on the lottery, its a tax on the stupid!
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                7. poo in a public place - EO


                i said next, not the last




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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  Contractors are say to savvy to waste money on the lottery, its a tax on the stupid!
                  Everyone knows the only big winners of lotteries are old people who work as cleaners and won't let it change their lives at all, and won't give up their min wage jobs. Pretty pointless ******* entering then you stupid *****!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    CUKer most likely to be next to


                    1. Become a millionaire
                    2. Be named on the sex offenders register
                    3. Get life for murder
                    4. Win more that a million on the lottery
                    5. Reach 25 stone
                    6. pay for nookey
                    7. poo in a public place

                    I did 7 when I was about 6 years old.
                    I almost did 5 a few years back
                    I'd totally do 6, anytime!

                    And I'm scheduling in 4 in a couple of years time.

                    The pope is a tard.

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