Ones Butler is off to Lanzerotte, how does one cope

[AtW]

I am making a donation to local Cons office to ban all holidays in the interest of full employment

[DotNetDeveloper]

Consider yourself lucky, at least he'll be back. My slave escaped his cell last night.

[TimberWolf]

Ewe, your butlah is orf to lanzaaarotte is he. How commohn. One does hope you, one's old bean, find ah replacement in the meantime. Don't you know?

[Support Monkey]

has he been your butler for more than 12 weeks, if so under AWR he has full holiday entitlement the same as your gardner cook and footmen

[Jog On]

I worry how you get through life with all these things that upset you so much.