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Three Women Win Nobel Peace Prize!

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    Three Women Win Nobel Peace Prize!

    Just goes to show, if you want to get ahead, get a hat or some other fancy head-gear!

    BBC News - Nobel Peace Prize recognises women rights activists

    Either that or they slept with the judges!
    Last edited by Churchill; 7 October 2011, 14:34.

    #2
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Just goes to show, if you want to get ahead, get a hat or some other fancy head-gear!

    BBC News - Nobel Peace Prize recognises women rights activists
    Or, if you want to get a hat, get ahead.

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      #3
      I thought this was going to be about a sponsored silence by three women. Record 24 minutes.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Just goes to show, if you want to get ahead, get a hat or some other fancy head-gear!

        BBC News - Nobel Peace Prize recognises women rights activists
        I hope they managed to keep the house clean while doing all this activism or their husbands will get upset.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I thought this was going to be about a sponsored silence by three women. Record 24 minutes.
          24 minutes - no way.

          next you will be tell me a woman can reverse a car into a space 3 times its length in under 10 minutes.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            24 minutes - no way.

            next you will be tell me a woman can reverse a car into a space 3 times its length in under 10 minutes.
            Only if the space was originally 2 times the car's length!

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              #7
              Apparently, they have proved that Guiness contains female hormones and if you drink it to excess, you start to take on some characteristics of a woman.

              For example, after nine pints of it, you talk a load of tulipe and can't drive properly.
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Only if the space was originally 2 times the car's length!
                Which it normally is after a women has spent 10 minutes trying to get into it.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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