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    Embarrassing Experience

    Just had a very embarrassing experience at the branch of John Menzies at our local services.

    Was after a copy of Funny Half Hour which is a non porno top shelf publication.

    This particular top shelf was very overstocked and it didn't take much to bring the whole lot crashing down.

    So there I was ankle deep in hamburger shots in front of lots of young mothers with their children.

    Still, at least I got a free copy of H&E out of it

    #2
    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Just had a very embarrassing experience at the branch of John Menzies at our local services.

    Was after a copy of Funny Half Hour which is a non porno top shelf publication.

    This particular top shelf was very overstocked and it didn't take much to bring the whole lot crashing down.

    So there I was ankle deep in hamburger shots in front of lots of young mothers with their children.

    Still, at least I got a free copy of H&E out of it

    I have always wondered why if ing stunts your growth do they always put the porn mags on the top shelf?
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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      #3
      Originally posted by pacharan View Post
      Just had a very embarrassing experience at the branch of John Menzies at our local services.
      I think the apt response is YAWN!

      hth
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      Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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        #4
        Originally posted by pacharan View Post
        Just had a very embarrassing experience at the branch of John Menzies at our local services.

        Was after a copy of Funny Half Hour which is a non porno top shelf publication.

        This particular top shelf was very overstocked and it didn't take much to bring the whole lot crashing down.

        So there I was ankle deep in hamburger shots in front of lots of young mothers with their children.

        Still, at least I got a free copy of H&E out of it
        Very good Richard.

        10 out of 10.

        Keep it up.


        (Not really, you c0ckjockey).

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          #5
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
          I have always wondered why if ing stunts your growth do they always put the porn mags on the top shelf?
          It's a way of telling you to take it easy.

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            #6
            It's supposed to be good for you after a certain age, reduces likelihood of prostate cancer.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              I prefered it when he posted as Gricer.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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