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    Superhero Arrested

    Seattle 'superhero' Phoenix Jones arrested over pepper-spray allegations
    Seattle's most prolific self-styled superhero has ended up in handcuffs.

    Police officers arrested the 23-year-old man who calls himself Phoenix Jones early on Sunday after he allegedly assaulted several people with pepper spray. He was held in county jail on four counts of assault, with arraignment set for Thursday, police said.

    Jones, who wears a black mask with yellow stripes and a bodysuit, said he was only trying to stop a street brawl.

    "Just because he's dressed up in costume, it doesn't mean he's in special consideration or above the law. You can't go around pepper spraying people because you think they are fighting," said Seattle police spokesman Detective Mark Jamieson.

    Here's Jon Ronson's account of meeting him a few months ago:
    I am rushing to the emergency room to meet a real-life superhero called Phoenix Jones, who has fought one crime too many and is currently peeing a lot of blood. Five nights a week, Phoenix dresses in a superhero outfit of his own invention and chases car thieves and breaks up bar fights and changes the tires of stranded strangers. I've flown to Seattle to join him on patrol. I landed only a few minutes ago, at midnight on a Friday in early March, and in the arrivals lounge I phoned his friend and spokesman, Peter Tangen, who told me the news.

    "Hospital?" I said. "Is he okay?"

    "I don't know," said Peter. He sounded worried. "The thing you have to remember about Phoenix is that he's not impervious to pain." He paused. "You should get a taxi straight from the airport to there."

    At 1 a.m. I arrive at the ER and am led into Phoenix's room. And there he is: a young and extremely muscular black man lying in bed in a hospital smock, strapped to an IV, tubes attached to his body. Most disconcertingly, he's wearing a full-face black-and-gold rubber superhero mask.

    What a wally

    #2
    I wonder if he has seen "Kick Ass"
    Just saying like.

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      #3
      Who beat him up, the brawlers or the police?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
        I wonder if he has seen "Kick Ass"
        Looks like it.

        That's a fantastic film. Well worth a watch. Very funny.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Phoenix Jones

          I wonder if he's related to Lolo Jones.

          Hubba-hubba.


          Or our very own Halo Jones.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Well worth a watch.

            I would, if Lovefilm had it on rental.

            They'll let me buy it though.

            Apparently some film studios don't have agreements with them. And some wonder why there's never a system offering all films and music. Too many self-important cretins running the show. e.g. Simon Cowell, the ****.
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #7
              Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
              I wonder if he has seen "Kick Ass"
              No: Real Life Superheroes.org » Ultimate resources site about the Real Life Superheroes culture

              Possible holiday venue for CUK?

              In the comics/films, superheroes often have similar strained relationships with the authorities...
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                No: Real Life Superheroes.org » Ultimate resources site about the Real Life Superheroes culture

                Possible holiday venue for CUK?

                In the comics/films, superheroes often have similar strained relationships with the authorities...
                Leave 'em alone, I have a strange affinity with such people.

                DC > Marvel (but only because of Batman)
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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