Got a day off today. Bored. Where shall I go out for the day (South East)

[KentPhilip]

It's raining slightly, so no sun bathing.
No girlfriend, so no dogging.
Already done Thorpe Park, so not there again.
Can't be bothered to get the boat out.

Totally lazy and de-motivated, but need to get out of the house.

Suggestions please?

[Zoiderman]

It's raining slightly, so no sun bathing.
No girlfriend, so no dogging.
Already done Thorpe Park, so not there again.
Can't be bothered to get the boat out.

Totally lazy and de-motivated, but need to get out of the house.

Suggestions please?

Pub

[Spacecadet]

No girlfriend, so no dogging.

Do you need a girlfriend to go dogging?
MF always told me you could just turn up and watch

[Arturo Bassick]

Do you need a girlfriend to go dogging?
MF always told me you could just turn up and wank

FTFY.

[Spacecadet]

FTFY.

There was me trying not to lower the tone (and drop MF in it)

[KentPhilip]

Pub

Good idea, but I've given up drinking.

[Spacecadet]

Good idea, but I've given up drinking.

have you checked punter net for any new local reviews?

[Zoiderman]

Good idea, but I've given up drinking.

I once got on a train to work, and just kept going and had a day trip to France. Work had been getting me down and I really enjoyed just pissing off for a day, had alovely lunch, bought some local foods, and some wine, sat on the beach, come home on the late boat. Boulougne, when speed ferries were going there. Nice day out, cleansed the pipes too.

[KentPhilip]

I once got on a train to work, and just kept going and had a day trip to France. Work had been getting me down and I really enjoyed just pissing off for a day, had alovely lunch, bought some local foods, and some wine, sat on the beach, come home on the late boat. Boulougne, when speed ferries were going there. Nice day out, cleansed the pipes too.

What a lovely story.

But Boulougne smells of fish.

[Zoiderman]

What a lovely story.

But Boulougne smells of fish.

Especially the aquarium...