To be an MP....

[stek]

...nowadays you need to totally squeaky clean.

Of course I've no time for those that are taking the piss, and I do fancy a trip into politics myself, having done the Communist/Socialist bit, knowing now it wont work, current mrs stek is my unmarried partner and is Russian, and I collected money for old people in 1975 to grow strawberries in the church garden and kept the £1.80, I've no chance if that comes out...

I mean Christ all-fooking-mighty, we've all got bones in the wardrobe, how is anyone electable in the current status-quo? It's like one transgression and that's it.

Sod it, I'm cleaner than most apart from the £1.80, vote for me...

[shaunbhoy]

...nowadays you need to totally squeaky clean.

Of course I've no time for those that are taking the piss, and I do fancy a trip into politics myself, having done the Communist/Socialist bit, knowing now it wont work, current mrs stek is my unmarried partner and is Russian, and I collected money for old people in 1975 to grow strawberries in the church garden and kept the £1.80, I've no chance if that comes out...

I mean Christ all-fooking-mighty, we've all got bones in the wardrobe, how is anyone electable in the current status-quo? It's like one transgression and that's it.

Sod it, I'm cleaner than most apart from the £1.80, vote for me...

In your neck of the woods, I reckon they'd elect an Orang Utan if he wore a red rosette. Stand down and let Zoiderman take your place.