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    Winter Watch

    Pub I had a meal in yesterday has already got its Christmas tree up

    FFS
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Pub I had a meal in yesterday has already got its Christmas tree up

    FFS
    Waitrose is selling Easter Eggs.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Switch on the TV yesterday to discover 'badger watch'. About 12 hours worth of live badger action. Got bored after about 30 seconds.

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Switch on the TV yesterday to discover 'badger watch'. About 12 hours worth of live badger action. Got bored after about 30 seconds.
        Beaver watch is much better
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Originally posted by Troll View Post
          Pub I had a meal in yesterday has already got its Christmas tree up

          FFS
          Some places (like oiky chain pubs) put them up as part of the "have your christmas party here" advertising
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Some places (like oiky chain pubs) put them up as part of the "have your christmas party here" advertising
            I seem to remember Eric Idle singing a little song that very eloquently describes my feelings about christmas.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              B&Q has four aisles full of cheap tinselly things.
              ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                Pub I had a meal in yesterday has already got its Christmas tree up

                FFS
                And there I was thinking you were asking us whether to get a Rolex or a Breitling to see you through the next few months.
                Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
                  And there I was thinking you were asking us whether to get a Rolex or a Breitling to see you through the next few months.
                  Was always a Breitling I hankered after ... but gave up wearing watches years ago
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    Was always a Breitling I hankered after ... but gave up wearing watches years ago
                    I don't get watches. I don't understand the fascination of them.

                    Never owned a watch.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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