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    Has sasguru jumped the shark?

    According to sasguru in the CUK archives in 2005, he was living mortgaged up to the eyeballs, debt laden as far as the eye could see.

    Roll forward to 2011 and not only does he now live mortgage free in a £1m+ house, but has a superbike, and a Mazda MPS, and Aygo on the drive, £50K shed in the garden, a retirement property bought for cash in Portugal when the pound is worth fook all and reems of cash in the bank as he says "waiting to snap up dozens of prime central London real estate" for his BTL portfolio.

    Can this sockies script writers please refer to their notes for any future posts.

    Thankyou.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    According to sasguru in the CUK archives in 2005, he was living mortgaged up to the eyeballs, debt laden as far as the eye could see.

    Roll forward to 2011 and not only does he now live mortgage free in a £1m+ house, but has a superbike, and a Mazda MPS, and Aygo on the drive, £50K shed in the garden, a retirement property bought for cash in Portugal when the pound is worth fook all and reems of cash in the bank as he says "waiting to snap up dozens of prime central London real estate" for his BTL portfolio.

    Can this sockies script writers please refer to their notes for any future posts.

    Thankyou.
    Any other inconsistencies found in the Archives???

    Is Milan still a tape changing loser?
    Was Zeity really a green lizard?
    Did Dimprawn really have a pot to piss in?
    Was Churchill really a 4ft 2'' circus midget who'd once done an acting job as soldier in Alladdin?
    Was MF ever slim??
    And did AtW really only have a squirrel covered suitcase and kind edward potato when he arrived on that boat?

    We need to know the truth?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Any other inconsistencies found in the Archives???

      Is Milan still a tape changing loser?
      Was Zeity really a green lizard?
      Did Dimprawn really have a pot to piss in?
      Was Churchill really a 4ft 2'' circus midget who'd once done an acting job as soldier in Alladdin?
      Was MF ever slim??
      And did AtW really only have a squirrel covered suitcase and kind edward potato when he arrived on that boat?

      We need to know the truth?
      We owe a lot to kind Edward.
      The vegetarian option.

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        #4
        Empty
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          According to sasguru in the CUK archives in 2005, he was living mortgaged up to the eyeballs, debt laden as far as the eye could see.

          Roll forward to 2011 and not only does he now live mortgage free in a £1m+ house, but has a superbike, and a Mazda MPS, and Aygo on the drive, £50K shed in the garden, a retirement property bought for cash in Portugal when the pound is worth fook all and reems of cash in the bank as he says "waiting to snap up dozens of prime central London real estate" for his BTL portfolio.

          Can this sockies script writers please refer to their notes for any future posts.

          Thankyou.
          So what you are saying is that by 2017 I could be as successful as sasguru, if I'm willing to trade my pride and my morals.

          Not terribly tempting is it?
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            So what you are saying is that by 2017 I could be as successful as sasguru, if I'm willing to trade my pride and my morals.

            Not terribly tempting is it?
            Or you change your name to Hans Christian Sasguru.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              According to sasguru in the CUK archives in 2005, he was living mortgaged up to the eyeballs, debt laden as far as the eye could see.

              Roll forward to 2011 and not only does he now live mortgage free in a £1m+ house, but has a superbike, and a Mazda MPS, and Aygo on the drive, £50K shed in the garden, a retirement property bought for cash in Portugal when the pound is worth fook all and reems of cash in the bank as he says "waiting to snap up dozens of prime central London real estate" for his BTL portfolio.

              .
              Correct. And since he claims to live in The ToastRack and has given away numerous details about his demographic - he has more or less given away his identity - which aint that smart if you like to insult randoms in an internet forum. Either a thicko or more likely he's full of it.
              Last edited by aussielong; 19 October 2011, 23:54.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                According to sasguru in the CUK archives in 2005, he was living mortgaged up to the eyeballs, debt laden as far as the eye could see.

                Roll forward to 2011 and not only does he now live mortgage free in a £1m+ house, but has a superbike, and a Mazda MPS, and Aygo on the drive, £50K shed in the garden, a retirement property bought for cash in Portugal when the pound is worth fook all and reems of cash in the bank as he says "waiting to snap up dozens of prime central London real estate" for his BTL portfolio.

                Can this sockies script writers please refer to their notes for any future posts.

                Thankyou.
                It's a familiar story. You are SASGuru. I claim my free 1 gram of unallocated gold in a Zurich vault.

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                  #9
                  So SG lies on an internet forum. Don't we all? Does anyone here actually tell the truth?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    So SG lies on an internet forum. Don't we all? Does anyone here actually tell the truth?
                    Mostly I do as I CBA to remember the lies
                    Growing old is mandatory
                    Growing up is optional

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