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    Friday poetry corner

    MADONNA MIA

    by: Oscar Wilde

    LILY-GIRL, not made for this world's pain,
    With brown, soft hair close braided by her ears,
    And longing eyes half veiled by slumberous tears
    Like bluest water seen through mists of rain:
    Pale cheeks whereon no love hath left its stain,
    Red underlip drawn in for fear of love,
    And white throat, whiter than the silvered dove,
    Through whose wan marble creeps one purple vein.
    Yet, though my lips shall praise her without cease,
    Even to kiss her feet I am not bold,
    Being o'ershadowed by the wings of awe,
    Like Dante, when he stood with Beatrice
    Beneath the flaming Lion's breast, and saw
    The seventh Crystal, and the Stair of Gold.
    The vegetarian option.

    #2
    There was a young girl called Lucy ....

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      #3
      There was a young man from Aberystwyth.......

      Anyone care to finish that one off ?


      Who took out a girl to play whist with.
      When she trumped his last trick,
      He whipped out his dick,
      And played hell with the hole that she pissed with.
      Last edited by TestMangler; 21 October 2011, 10:43.
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        There was a young man from Aberystwyth.......

        Anyone care to finish that one off ?
        There was a young man from Aberystwyth,
        Who played around with MFs mistress,
        Then he had a go on his wife,
        And ran for his life,
        After wiping his knob on their aspidistras.

        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          There was a young man from Aberystwyth,
          Who played around with MFs mistress,
          Then he had a go on his wife,
          And ran for his life,
          After wiping his knob on their aspidistras.

          Suity....that would be great, if aspidistras and mistress rhymed with Aberystwyth
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            Suity....that would be great, if aspidistras and mistress rhymed with Aberystwyth
            Well they do in our house

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              There was a young man from Aberystwyth,
              Who played around with MFs mistress,
              Then he had a go on his wife,
              And ran for his life,
              After wiping his knob on their aspidistras.

              Oscar, is that you?
              The vegetarian option.

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                #8
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                Oscar, is that you?
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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