You decide, no poll though :
August : Get given interview for contract, role description BPM architect.
September 5th : Start gig a BPM architect.
September 5th : Point out that project requirements not even nearly, not even so slightly documented as sold at interview.
September 6th : Attempted to pull the pin on the contract, as totally missold.
September 6th : Asked to stay to try and pull the contract back on track and do some of the necessary requirements gathering.
September 6th : Ask for 4 workshops, involving all stakeholders, for 4 days each.
Septermber 6th : All key stake holders and th project sponsor **** off on holiday for 3 weeks.
September 6th : Get rebuffed and told the best I can hope for is 1-2-1 sessions with the remaining stakeholders.
September 7th - 30th : Hold 1-2-1s with those that can be arsed to turn up and complete the functional requirements based on minimal half arsed input, meanwhile raising several large diamond encrusted neon lit risks against the project. Deliver F-Spec draft for review as per plan on 29th Sept.
October 3rd : ****wits return from holiday.
October 3rd : ****wits read F-Spec.
October 3rd : ****wits raise serious objections to F-Spec.
<other serious stuff goes on like the creation of the dev environment, which is not our responsibility and is seriously weeks ******* late
Today : Both onsite Bob's pulled off the project owing to 'margin concerns'.
Today : Suity told not only will I be the BA/BPM architect/Data modeller/Test script writer/UAT document writer/Trainer I will now also be required to be the lead developer.
To wit, I have to develop the majority of it on shore.
SY02 has raised the obvious objection that
a) I have been enough of a nightmare to live with, given only 3 roles to fulfil
b) This latest exodus of Bob's is indicative and I should do likewise
c) Stop being a fckng mug, man up and leave.
d) point c was repeated a few times to be honest
So here we are peeps, the much anticipated demise of suity. Enjoy.
August : Get given interview for contract, role description BPM architect.
September 5th : Start gig a BPM architect.
September 5th : Point out that project requirements not even nearly, not even so slightly documented as sold at interview.
September 6th : Attempted to pull the pin on the contract, as totally missold.
September 6th : Asked to stay to try and pull the contract back on track and do some of the necessary requirements gathering.
September 6th : Ask for 4 workshops, involving all stakeholders, for 4 days each.
Septermber 6th : All key stake holders and th project sponsor **** off on holiday for 3 weeks.
September 6th : Get rebuffed and told the best I can hope for is 1-2-1 sessions with the remaining stakeholders.
September 7th - 30th : Hold 1-2-1s with those that can be arsed to turn up and complete the functional requirements based on minimal half arsed input, meanwhile raising several large diamond encrusted neon lit risks against the project. Deliver F-Spec draft for review as per plan on 29th Sept.
October 3rd : ****wits return from holiday.
October 3rd : ****wits read F-Spec.
October 3rd : ****wits raise serious objections to F-Spec.
<other serious stuff goes on like the creation of the dev environment, which is not our responsibility and is seriously weeks ******* late
Today : Both onsite Bob's pulled off the project owing to 'margin concerns'.
Today : Suity told not only will I be the BA/BPM architect/Data modeller/Test script writer/UAT document writer/Trainer I will now also be required to be the lead developer.
To wit, I have to develop the majority of it on shore.
SY02 has raised the obvious objection that
a) I have been enough of a nightmare to live with, given only 3 roles to fulfil
b) This latest exodus of Bob's is indicative and I should do likewise
c) Stop being a fckng mug, man up and leave.
d) point c was repeated a few times to be honest
So here we are peeps, the much anticipated demise of suity. Enjoy.
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