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    Sexist

    I must be sexist!

    On the way home through pheasant country, doing a fair lick, I enter a straight stretch to observe a hen pheasant coming out of the righthand hedge and ambling slowly into my lane.

    So what do I do?

    Well, I have already found one new dent in the car that afternoon so I decided two in one day is not good for my mood and, seeing that the oncoming lane is free, decide to 'overtake' said pheasantess.

    Just as I start to cross the white lines, what do I see coming out of the hedge but her male companion.

    Oh dear, fawn feathers everywhere.

    #2
    Originally posted by OrangeHopper
    I must be sexist!

    On the way home through pheasant country, doing a fair lick, I enter a straight stretch to observe a hen pheasant coming out of the righthand hedge and ambling slowly into my lane.

    So what do I do?

    Well, I have already found one new dent in the car that afternoon so I decided two in one day is not good for my mood and, seeing that the oncoming lane is free, decide to 'overtake' said pheasantess.

    Just as I start to cross the white lines, what do I see coming out of the hedge but her male companion.

    Oh dear, fawn feathers everywhere.
    Are you a pheasant plucker?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Or the pheasant pluckers' son?
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #4
        Damn, I thought this was going to disappear like feathers on the wind.

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          #5
          Originally posted by threaded
          Or the pheasant pluckers' son?
          How can all the pheasant pluckers share the same son?

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            #6
            murderer!

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              #7
              some folk'll do owt to get a few feathers for tyin'

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                #8
                Have a look at this to cheer up: http://www.hencam.co.uk/?hencam

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                  #9
                  Found a very adequate supply stuck to the radiator grill thank you. That's the pheasant tails sorted.

                  Bagged a couple of hares today so that's the grhe supply up and running.

                  Need a few muddlers so have you the odd deer hide spare?

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                    #10
                    good grief. well i hope your piscatorial tally matches the vertebrates. i'm amazed there's anything left breathing down there. deer hide - i know the keeper at the auchlyne estate. he's a dab hand with a .308 and his freezer is never empty...

                    here's a wee pic

                    http://www.fishingnet.com/beats/dochart/suie.htm

                    i'm often up there chasing salmo salar during which time i often inadvertently hook wild up-to-3lb truttas
                    Last edited by scotspine; 25 April 2006, 18:53.

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