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A question for the women

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    A question for the women

    When a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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    No. She has headlice.

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      #3
      It depends where on her body the hair is.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        No. She has headlice.
        Thought so.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          If she pulls her hair over her eyes it is because she cannot stand the sight of you.

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            #6
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            When a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?
            No she is slyly giving her hair a swift tug to keep awake, and anyways a swift tug if all you have to look forward to as well
            Last edited by SimonMac; 28 October 2011, 10:07.
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              she is blind and this is the signal she has lost her guide dog

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                #8
                He's worried that his wig is about to fall off and you can see his adams apple.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  When a girl starts playing with her hair when talking face to face, does she really want to shag me?
                  Ask her, not us
                  Growing old is mandatory
                  Growing up is optional

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                    Ask her, not us
                    I'm happily married, I just wanted an ego boost.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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