A great threat has arisen to CUK ....

[sasguru]

...we are under threat of invasion. Never fear though, cometh the hour, cometh the man. I will lead you to victory. We fill fight them at work, at home, on our mobiles.
We will never surrender.

Corporal Bhoy, Sergeant Nodding Doggy, please report for assignment.

[EternalOptimist]

...we are under threat of invasion. Never fear though, cometh the hour, cometh the man. I will lead you to victory. We fill fight them at work, at home, on our mobiles.
We will never surrender.

Corporal Bhoy, Sergeant Nodding Doggy, please report for assignment.

ah, lions led by donkeys.

[Cliphead]

Are you saying the mods are spineless?

[Le Rosbif]

...we are under threat of invasion. Never fear though, cometh the hour, cometh the man. I will lead you to victory. We fill fight them at work, at home, on our mobiles.
We will never surrender.

Corporal Bhoy, Sergeant Nodding Doggy, please report for assignment.

Lose some weight first fatso

Half of British soldiers are obese or overweight - Telegraph

[Pondlife]

Listen here Captain Mainwaring. You're going to have to give yourself a more inspirational avatar and a more motivating sig to pull this off.

[chef]

who is invading

[Churchill]

Listen here Captain Mainwaring. You're going to have to give yourself a more inspirational avatar and a more motivating sig to pull this off.

Speak for yourself! He's not pulling me off!

[ThomasSoerensen]

who is invading

the voices in his head.

[GreenLabel]

Corporal Bhoy, Sergeant Nodding Doggy, please report for assignment.

A bit generous, no?

[BrilloPad]

...we are under threat of invasion. Never fear though, cometh the hour, cometh the boy.

FTFY