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    Quality motorway bump…..

    Saw a cracker on my commute this morning.

    M62 East, around J22, where 4 lanes up the mad mile hill merge into three.

    Lanes 3 and 4 were closed because of numpties not letting each other in and racing. 4 cars bumped into each other. No major damage, as in nothing overturned, but a few bashed ends.

    Rather than move the cars to the hard shoulder they were stood out of their cars having a blinking bunfight. Meanwhile the M62 grinds to a halt.

    Not as amusing as the lady I stopped to rescue who was perched in the middle of the crash barrier who burst into tears on my shoulder when a white van man shouted oh, well done love…..

    What is the funniest accident you have seen?

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

    What is the funniest accident you have seen?


    Seriously. Get a life Wilmslow!
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      Saw a cracker on my commute this morning.

      M62 East, around J22, where 4 lanes up the mad mile hill merge into three.

      Lanes 3 and 4 were closed because of numpties not letting each other in and racing. 4 cars bumped into each other. No major damage, as in nothing overturned, but a few bashed ends.

      Rather than move the cars to the hard shoulder they were stood out of their cars having a blinking bunfight. Meanwhile the M62 grinds to a halt.

      Not as amusing as the lady I stopped to rescue who was perched in the middle of the crash barrier who burst into tears on my shoulder when a white van man shouted oh, well done love…..

      What is the funniest accident you have seen?
      I haven't seen it yet.

      It'll be when your clapped out focus has a blow-out and you plunge down the embankment of Scammonden Dam into the freezing waters below.

      Mercifully no-one else will be involved.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


        Seriously. Get a life Wilmslow!
        Sorry
        I thought it was quite funny. Should I retire him then?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
          What is the funniest accident you have seen?
          Wilmsloooooooow.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
            What is the funniest accident you have seen?
            M3. Lorry ploughed into a bus at about 85 mph, both turned over and a good dozen pensioners on a day trip to Southampton died.

            They spent most of the day scraping them up. Oh, how I laughed.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Sorry
              I thought it was quite funny. Should I retire him then?
              Could you do a crossover episode where Wilmslow goes on a date and bumps into Gricer and Malc and possibly also involve Pacharan on one of his lawnmower things? I'm sure much hilarity would ensue

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                Seriously. Get a life Wilmslow!
                Would be willing for some personal tuition from you ..........

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Sorry
                  I thought it was quite funny. Should I retire him then?
                  I think you need to seriously consider it.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                    What is the funniest accident you have seen?
                    Well your mum and I were discussing this one morning and I have to agree with her when she said you were the worse accident in her life.
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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