Halloween & Trick or Treaters

[Pondlife]

How will you be dealling with tonight's Trick or Treaters?

Do you have several kilos of quality street in stock for those that make an effort or have you not fed the hounds for a few days to ensure they give chase to anything that enters your grounds?

No poll - can't be arsed.

[DiscoStu]

I invite Andyw over and let him deal with them.

[Pondlife]

I invite Andyw over and let him deal with them.

I make AndyW stand in the corner of the bedroom with a sheet over his head whilst I give his mum a treat. Surely.

[pacharan]

Got a very nice cabinet pudding that I'm going to slice up and dole out to the witchers.

Have also agreed to sponsor the school football team of the best dressed trick or treater for a week.

[Mich the Tester]

Instead of opening the door I smash it open with an axe then stick my head through and ask 'where's Jonny?'

Scares the tulip out of them, every time.

[BrilloPad]

We have 2 pumpkins - one hand carved. A coffin with spooky sounds. A sound box with assorted scary noises. Various skeletons.

The scary part is I have to take a 5 kids out trick or treating.

[Le Rosbif]

How will you be dealling with tonight's Trick or Treaters?

Do you have several kilos of quality street in stock for those that make an effort or have you not fed the hounds for a few days to ensure they give chase to anything that enters your grounds?

No poll - can't be arsed.

I have some goose liver pate sandwiches and red wine ready for the little devils.

[d000hg]

How will you be dealling with tonight's Trick or Treaters?

We're not expecting any since no kinds live on our street, but my wife is opposed to it and has a nice line "come back at Christmas and you can have sweets if you sing a carol"

Less tacky than handing out tracts, which some of us God-botherers do. I'm not sure how giving children literature rather than chocolate is supposed to engender an attractive view of Christianity!

[TheFaQQer]

I've built one of these to keep them away

[Lockhouse]

I shall be inviting them in, I shall then chase them round the old dark house for a bit, then I shall cut them up into very small pieces.