Dont ask, Dont tell

[EternalOptimist]

ok

so which of youse guys is a bit, you know , bendy , like


come on, dont be shy

[Churchill]

ok

so which of youse guys is a bit, you know , bendy , like


come on, dont be shy

I can bite my toenails.

[EternalOptimist]

i did a terrible thing last night

[Churchill]

i did a terrible thing last night

Was it all that time onboard ship? Did Mrs EO come at you with her strap-on and you just happened to be rooting around for your clean socks in the bottom drawer?

[Support Monkey]

i did a terrible thing last night

Pray tell, your amongst friends here

[EternalOptimist]

Pray tell, your amongst friends here

Churchy was close. but its worse.

I was a bit pissed last night, and I had £20 spare in my pocket

[Mich the Tester]

Churchy was close. but its worse.

I was a bit pissed last night, and I had £20 spare in my pocket

You got yourself orally relieved by a person of undeterminable gender?

[Spacecadet]

Churchy was close. but its worse.

I was a bit pissed last night, and I had £20 spare in my pocket

You didn't have the spare £20 when you started the night?

[Support Monkey]

You didn't have the spare £20 when you started the night?

and it was in pound coins

[EternalOptimist]

You didn't have the spare £20 when you started the night?

my hamster is a voracious little git. he bites me fingers and draws blood.

So I stuck me 20 quid note through the bars (in my drunken stupid) to see what would happen

and he couldnt even get his teeth through it. Then all the silver came off the note. so now he lookes like a little gangster with silver teeth.
I'm dead when I get home

all thanks to that gay little hamster