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    What a licker?

    Girl has world's longest tongue | The Sun |News

    Can you guess what I'm thinking?

    Huh huh uh!

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Can you guess what I'm thinking?
    She could get the last bit of yoghurt out of the pot?
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      #3
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      She could get the last bit of yoghurt out of the pot?
      One a Day. Surely?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        I bet she is being bombared by offers from lesbians and bi housewives right now!!
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          #5
          Dude... awesome huh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh uh where's dicksplash butthead these days?

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            #6
            She said: "I'd love to be in a movie."
            As a man, I don't see the benefit - seems like this is more of interest to the ladies.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              As a man, I don't see the benefit - seems like this is more of interest to the ladies.
              Ever had the ring cleaned whilst the candle stick is being polished?

              Nor me...
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                #8
                Originally posted by Pork Belly
                Here's a gratuitous Monica pic......

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Ever had the ring cleaned whilst the candle stick is being polished?

                  Nor me...
                  Not that keen on things up my bum. Rather the mouth was round the front.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    I bet she is being bombared by offers from lesbians and bi housewives right now!!
                    If she can also learn to breathe through her ears she could really have a sound Plan B.

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