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    What a surprise

    THOUSANDS of benefit cheats have been exposed by failing to turn up for new get-tough stints of unpaid work.
    Around half of all dole-claimants sent to do four-week community projects aren't arriving for them, The Sun can reveal.

    Benefit cheats have been exposed by failing to turn up for new get-tough stints of unpaid work | The Sun |News|Politics

    Tough tests have seen most new applicants for Employment and Support Allowance, the successor to Incapacity Benefit, either abandoning their claim halfway through or being found fit for work.

    what does the panel think?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    what does the panel think?




    Yeeehaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

    Darn tooting!!!

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      THOUSANDS of benefit cheats have been exposed by failing to turn up for new get-tough stints of unpaid work.
      Around half of all dole-claimants sent to do four-week community projects aren't arriving for them, The Sun can reveal.

      Benefit cheats have been exposed by failing to turn up for new get-tough stints of unpaid work | The Sun |News|Politics

      Tough tests have seen most new applicants for Employment and Support Allowance, the successor to Incapacity Benefit, either abandoning their claim halfway through or being found fit for work.

      what does the panel think?
      If you offer people free money, they will take it.
      All of these systems were set up poorly in the first place, relying on people to play the game for the greater good was pie in the sky.
      Setting up a secure, difficult to crack, hard to manipulate system should come first, not as an afterthought



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        #4
        EO

        Like the way you are thinking.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Tough tests have seen most new applicants for Employment and Support Allowance, the successor to Incapacity Benefit, either abandoning their claim halfway through or being found fit for work.
          So what DO those people do for money instead?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            So what DO those people do for money instead?
            window cleaners
            brickies
            plasterers
            labourers
            a bit of robbing
            bone idle
            child minders
            dog walkers
            gardeners
            market stall
            multi-claimants



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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              window cleaners
              brickies
              plasterers
              labourers
              a bit of robbing
              bone idle
              child minders
              dog walkers
              gardeners
              market stall
              multi-claimants



              I'm always impressed by the ingenuity of part of the crim fraternity (although a good proportion of them are still big time inadequates). Multiple benefits claims, card skimming, identity fraud etc. Instead of throwing them in clink (on the odd occasion they get caught) we should get them working for the UK. Export them to extract money from other peoples' economies. Ok, so we've had the City to do that until now, but it can't hurt to diversify.
              Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                I'm always impressed by the ingenuity of part of the crim fraternity (although a good proportion of them are still big time inadequates). Multiple benefits claims, card skimming, identity fraud etc. Instead of throwing them in clink (on the odd occasion they get caught) we should get them working for the UK. Export them to extract money from other peoples' economies. Ok, so we've had the City to do that until now, but it can't hurt to diversify.
                When I was a doley, I had my lecky on the fiddle. One day they came round to install new security measures and the manager said to me 'there is so much ingenuity in these fiddles, its beyond belief.'
                One guy had a wire that inserted into the box through a tiny hole , but only when the door was closed. So when he ever got hit by a dawn raid, they opened the door and he was in the clear.

                there was only one guy in our whole street who was not fiddling his lekky



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