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    BPM abuse thread

    Firstly, I think we should define BPM...

    I think it means Bob's Project Manager

    #2
    If you want the proper definition of BPM I would recommend that you ask a BPM expert about it.

    Now if only we had a BPM expert/architect on this forum that would be quite handy.
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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      #3
      Beats Per Minute.

      90 - 110 - Hip Hop and fairly downtempo stuff.

      140 or so - house, dupstep etc.

      160-175 - Junglist Massive!

      Any higher than that and you are likely to be a burberry-wearing lunatic.

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        #4
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        If you want the proper definition of BPM I would recommend that you ask a BPM expert about it.

        Now if only we had a BPM expert/architect on this forum that would be quite handy.
        Pish.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by tractor View Post
          Firstly, I think we should define BPM...

          I think it means Bob's Project Manager
          Business Process Manager?

          It's ******* made up whatever it is.

          No wonder these never get anything done and always bollocks up their projects, they spend all day dreaming up fancy titles.

          Still, keeps 'em out of my hair!

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            #6
            Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
            If you want the proper definition of BPM I would recommend that you ask a BPM expert about it.

            Now if only we had a BPM expert/architect on this forum that would be quite handy.
            There aren't many folks on here that could comprehend it.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              There aren't many folks on here that could comprehend it.
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Business Process Manager?

              It's ******* made up whatever it is.

              No wonder these never get anything done and always bollocks up their projects, they spend all day dreaming up fancy titles.

              Still, keeps 'em out of my hair!
              See
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Nah. Still Chinese to me.

                bpm —§‚¿ˆù‚݃o[ 300ƒo[ ‹âÀ8’š–Ú“X
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  See
                  I've finished my project, how's yours coming along?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    There aren't many folks on here that could comprehend it.
                    Too busy doing actual work. Well, that and laughing at SB.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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