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    Darmstadtium - is a new element.

    Boffinry summit names 3 new elements ? The Register

    Though considering they are heavy and dense maybe we could suggest some better names and maybe characteristics?

    Vetranarium - heavy & boring gets stuck in permiedoom easily.

    Suityouium - Light weight, doesn't mix well with others.

    Wilmslowium - imaginary element that is impervious to criticism.

    Xogarium - Believed to be related to Dark matter

    anyone care to suggest some others?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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    Sockium - only exists for thousandths of a second
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      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Darmstadtium - is a new element.

      Boffinry summit names 3 new elements ? The Register

      Though considering they are heavy and dense maybe we could suggest some better names and maybe characteristics?

      Vetranarium - somewhere to take your sick pets.

      Suityouium - Light weight, doesn't mix well with others.

      Wilmslowium - imaginary element that is impervious to criticism.

      Xogarium - Believed to be related to Dark matter

      anyone care to suggest some others?
      FTFY surely?
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


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        HABium - inert
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
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          Marillionium - Highly dense and toxic

          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            Zippium. Pointless.

            (he he he)
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
              Marillionium - Highly dense and toxic

              Oi! I bloody saw that.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Zippium. Pointless.

                (he he he)
                And I bloody saw that too

                Gitium!
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                  #9
                  Sasium. Rarer than Platinum, but appears randomly just to let you know.

                  Dimprawnium - A fantastical element known only to wizards and witches at Hogwarts and which if used in potions can make the owner incredibly rich. Also related to Mittyium.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    Suitonium: its properties are very hard to identify, so far no practical uses known
                    Shaunium: an extreme irritant
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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