Testicle bite woman given suspended sentence

**Spacecadet** · 11 November 2011, 13:15

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

What I want to know is....

1) Why the hell has he got his gonads out in the middle of a violent argument?
2) How does he get 19 stitches in it. I have just been to check and they must have been small stiches!! Either that or it is just cold in the loos!!!

Maybe the arguement was about how big his bollocks are, which would explain the first 2 points

**Arturo Bassick** · 11 November 2011, 13:20

Outrage.
If the bloke had genitally mutilated the bird he would be doing years and signed on the sex offenders reg for life.

**northernladuk** · 11 November 2011, 13:21

Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

Outrage.
If the bloke had genitally mutilated the bird he would be doing years and signed on the sex offenders reg for life.

After 4 kids could he have made it any worse???

**vetran** · 11 November 2011, 14:12

Maybe while she was polishing it he probably said 'Linda always licks along the shaft' .

Thin skin needs small stitches.

Indeed why isn't she on the sex offenders register?

**EternalOptimist** · 11 November 2011, 15:00

I heard fatima Whitbread has offered her 100,000 to act as a 'bush tucker stunt double', just in case there are any hairy body parts that need eaten

Testicle bite woman given suspended sentence