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Arturo Bassick
11th November 2011, 16:39
Was sent this, thought I would share.

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that ;-)

northernladyuk
11th November 2011, 17:38
Was sent this, thought I would share.

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that ;-)

Oooh, I could use a real man. The old man's upstairs googling IR35. Are you local? I might ask for a little consideration if you don't mind, dearie? We're struggling with the bills recently.

Bwana
11th November 2011, 17:43
Oooh, I could use a real man. The old man's upstairs googling IR35. Are you local? I might ask for a little consideration if you don't mind, dearie? We're struggling with the bills recently.

Interesting. How good are your O-levels and A-levels?

Ha, ha!!

northernladyuk
11th November 2011, 19:57
Interesting. How good are your O-levels and A-levels?

Ha, ha!!

I offer tuition but I'm too strict for your type.

TheFaQQer
11th November 2011, 20:34
I offer tuition but I'm too strict for your type.

Greek lessons?

northernladyuk
11th November 2011, 23:44
Greek lessons?

Pay cash up front and it's whatever tongue you like.

NotAllThere
12th November 2011, 06:48
A bit of a cunning linguist then.

SimonMac
12th November 2011, 11:56
A woman's best friends are Diamonds

A man's best frie.d is his dog

Maybe men are the dumber sex

MaryPoppins
12th November 2011, 20:49
Pay cash up front and it's whatever tongue you like.

:laugh

I love northernladyuk.

shaunbhoy
12th November 2011, 21:58
:laugh

I love northernladyuk.

Any photos?

Just asking!

:tongue