Woman's best friend.

[Arturo Bassick]

Was sent this, thought I would share.

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that ;-)

[northernladyuk]

Was sent this, thought I would share.

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that ;-)

Oooh, I could use a real man. The old man's upstairs googling IR35. Are you local? I might ask for a little consideration if you don't mind, dearie? We're struggling with the bills recently.

[Bwana]

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[northernladyuk]

Interesting. How good are your O-levels and A-levels?

Ha, ha!!

I offer tuition but I'm too strict for your type.

[TheFaQQer]

I offer tuition but I'm too strict for your type.

Greek lessons?

[northernladyuk]

Greek lessons?

Pay cash up front and it's whatever tongue you like.

[NotAllThere]

A bit of a cunning linguist then.

[SimonMac]

A woman's best friends are Diamonds

A man's best frie.d is his dog

Maybe men are the dumber sex

[MaryPoppins]

Pay cash up front and it's whatever tongue you like.

I love northernladyuk.

[shaunbhoy]

I love northernladyuk.

Any photos?

Just asking!