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If you had £330 million, what would you spend it on?

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    If you had £330 million, what would you spend it on?

    BBC News - Former South Yorkshire PC jailed for £300m tax fiddle

    With the proceeds Cranswick, an ex-South Yorkshire officer, had his teeth bleached and rented a Spanish villa.
    Now that's living the high life.
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    I'm not so sure who is most stupid. Him or Hector.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      With that sort of money I would seriously consider opening a museum.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        In his case the money would be better spent on vaseline and protection money.

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          Last edited by Bwana; 4 September 2014, 19:42.
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            #6
            I'd spend half of it on sex, drugs and rock n' roll. I'd probably just squander the other half
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              I'd spend half of it on sex, drugs and rock n' roll. I'd probably just squander the other half
              At your age, I'd suggest you spend it on nappies, anadin & a motorised wheelchair.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Got to applaud the sheer audacity though.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  At your age, I'd suggest you spend it on nappies, anadin & a motorised wheelchair.
                  Cheeky sod. I can still strut my stuff to the sounds of a beat combo with the best of 'em (as long as I get a seat and a nice cup of tea during the bingo).
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    What would I spend it on?
                    A ticket to somewhere with no extradition treaty springs to mind...
                    Oh, and a LOT of luggage.
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