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I just hope its better than that god awful Back to EarthOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy -
Does it still fit?Originally posted by cojak View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Excellent. Presumably Crague (how do you spell it?) Charles will have recovered from his spell in the alternative universe of Eastenders.bloggoth
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Will they be 10 years closer to Earth?*
* i forget the plot now, were they heading back to Earth?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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An excellent idea with only two draw backs.
The young people will be like what is red dwarf and what does smeg mean?
The young people will be like what is red dwarf and what does smeg mean?
Now I realised I said that twice but I thought it was such a big draw back it was worth mentioning twice."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Rimmer - Kryten go to red alert
Kryten - are you certain sir? It does mean changing the bulb.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Space core directive 595 - No member of the crew with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero G.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAs they are both from the same clip:Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
My personal favourite space corp directive 592 - In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program a VCR.Last edited by SimonMac; 13 November 2011, 18:33.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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I refer the Honourable Gentleman to Space corps directive 312 -Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
crew members in quarantine must be provided with minimum leisure facilities, <...> 'a chess set with 31 missing pieces, a knitting magazine with a pull-out special on crocheted hats, a puzzle magazine with all the crosswords completed and a video of the excellent cinematic treat, Wall-Papering, Painting, And Stippling — A DIY Guide.
Classic!
Hard to see how they'll be able to top the old RD, unless Reggie Dixon records an album to accompany the series+50 Xeno Geek Points
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