The offical will Cliphead get his desert thread

[suityou01]

Fnar fnar

9/2 Coffees and a taxi home
15/1 First base and then taxi home.
33/1 Too pished tae dae anything.
100/1 Happy ending
150/1 All night fest
250/1 Parboiled lemons and plenty of lube

he he he

[mudskipper]

Fnar fnar

9/2 Coffees and a taxi home
15/1 First base and then taxi home.
33/1 Too pished tae dae anything.
100/1 Happy ending
150/1 All night fest
250/1 Parboiled lemons and plenty of lube

he he he

What's this got to do with the Sahara?

[NervousRexx]

Fnar fnar

9/2 Coffees and a taxi home
15/1 First base and then taxi home.
33/1 Too pished tae dae anything.
100/1 Happy ending
150/1 All night fest
250/1 Parboiled lemons and plenty of lube

he he he

Come on you 'gers.

[Zippy]

I think the race has been run (subject to a stewards enquiry) but I'd guess the Betfair bet would have been

5/4 - she did the washing up (fnaar, fnaar)

[Cliphead]

Sorted last night, over to her place shortly

[suityou01]

Sorted last night, over to her place shortly

You daaaaawg. Give her one from me.

Apologies for schoolboy spelling error in thread title

[mudskipper]

This thread need a poll.

[Zippy]

You daaaaawg. Give her one from me.

Suity - Noooooo!
I think you gave at/in "the office" anyway?

[MarillionFan]

You daaaaawg. Give her one from me.

Apologies for schoolboy spelling error in thread title

She's 85 and her guide dog doesn't like strangers.

[EternalOptimist]

Sorted last night, over to her place shortly

jesus.

it takes a lot to get me jealous