Employee of the week parking spots.

[Wilmslow]

We have two of them. Even in the very unlikely event I won it, I would not be parking in it.

Anyone else got anything similar?

[OwlHoot]

Get in early and park right in the middle of them.

"Carpe diem", or in this case "Carpe carpark".

[Jeebo72]

We have two of them. Even in the very unlikely event I won it, I would not be parking in it.

Anyone else got anything similar?

British Gas used this for their call centre staff. Most sales type of thing. I liked to park my M3 in them and wait for the tannoy announcement ...

[SneakySimon]

Car Parking

When I was a permie, the company I worked for had this.

Was a little like school in that it went to someone who needed encouragement or perhaps did 1 good deed in a year.

Yes, I am bitter as I had to pay and park 15 mins walk away.

[SussexSeagull]

Can you leave your bike there if you cycle?

[Bunk]

Even in the very unlikely event I won it, I would not be parking in it.

Why not? Because you're better than them? Because you're a contractor, not a permie? Face facts Wilmslow, you are a permie, this is exactly for people like you. You're not better than them, you are one of them. Stop trying to pretend you're a high roller just because you used to contract a few years ago and park in the damn employee spaces, assuming you're able to win employee of the month, which as you say is unlikely.

[MarillionFan]

We have two of them. Even in the very unlikely event I won it, I would not be parking in it.

Anyone else got anything similar?

You're havin' a laff.
Is he havin' a laff?

[BrilloPad]

We have two of them. Even in the very unlikely event I won it, I would not be parking in it.

Anyone else got anything similar?

Set your sights a little low. Could you try to get promoted to milk monitor first?

[Wilmslow]

Set your sights a little low. Could you try to get promoted to milk monitor first?

I do that job very well.

We have little fridges that people put small bottles of milk in. Does not bother me until Friday lunch when I get a sandwich at lunchtime for later in the day and need to use a fridge to keep it cool.

The amount of out of date milk cartons I chuck to make room us unbelievable....

[TheFaQQer]

We have two of them. Even in the very unlikely event I won it, I would not be parking in it.

Anyone else got anything similar?

My last permie job had them for the sales people - sponsored by the vendors "The Epson Employee of the Month", "The Canon Employee of the Month" etc.

One of the contractors parked in one one day and got a bollocking from senior management about it.