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Damn. Another Plan B Idea I've missed.

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    Damn. Another Plan B Idea I've missed.



    World's First Alarm Clock Vibrator "Designed for Pleasure" Launched in UK (Hint: It is for Women, and Worn in Their Panties)


    #2
    The only issue noted so far is the repeated use of the 'snooze' button.

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      #3
      Hope they don't get Power Jack to make them

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        #4
        This is what they used to use. In the olden days

        the teasmade








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          #5
          Does this help?

          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Scooter: Your wife is not going to be happy about you posting pictures of your girlfriend again. You know she hates slim women.
            Just saying like.

            where there's chaos, there's cash !

            I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

            Lowering the tone since 1963

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              #7
              An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
                Classy women just set the alarm on their mobile phones and stick it inside a condom.
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                  Classy women just set the alarm on their mobile phones and stick it inside a condom.
                  Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!
                  Just saying like.

                  where there's chaos, there's cash !

                  I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

                  Lowering the tone since 1963

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
                    Any woman who can hold on to a blackberry curve or iPhone can not be referred to as classy!!

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