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    Give me strength

    Lord, mercifully grant me the serenity to deal with stupid people.

    That is all.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Thought this was gonna be another post with you whinging about being ill again!
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Here we go again...

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Lord, mercifully grant me the serenity to deal with stupid people.

        That is all.
        The suicide icon suggests that you've cracked the problem.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Lord, mercifully grant me the serenity to deal with stupid people.

          That is all.
          What the bedwetter says.

          On a weekly development conference call. God I ******* hate IT.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Suity : Hi, I'm having a problem installing this Oracle client. Yeah the tns entry is right, but the target machine can't resolve the host name.
            Techy : You need to map an M drive.

            Suity : OK, can't see where you're going with this I'm afraid.
            Techy : All our tns files are on the m drive.

            Suity : Ah right ok, sure. Trust me this tns file is pucker. Just copied from the server. It works. I can prove it working.
            Techy : Like I say you need to map the m drive.

            Suity : Will this miraculously fix your dns problems?
            Techy : Pardon?

            Suity : Just give me the ip address of your frakkin dns servers

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Use SQL Server.

              Oracle is tulipe.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                map ?????

                jeezuz h fckng christos


                you cannot be seerious
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Use SQL Server.

                  Oracle is too hard for me to comprehend.
                  FTFY
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    map ?????

                    jeezuz h fckng christos


                    you cannot be seerious
                    I thought you were resigning??

                    Suity in can't make a decision and implement it (non) shock?
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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