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    &$#!#$3*8!

    I'm normally quite a nice person - reasonably tolerant of others.

    Over the last few days I seem to have developed a sort of mental tourettes. I go through my day mentally cursing everybody who crosses my path, from the guy in the car in front ('kin t0sser) to the girl on the till in ClientCo's canteen (slapper). I fear it's soon going to escape the confines of my brain and take physical form.

    Not particularly stressed, no-one's particularly upset me, so no idea where this has come from.

    Any advice on how to get rid of it? Exorcism maybe?

    #2
    Mrs PL is the same right now. It's enough to drive you menstrual.


    Edit: I meant 'mental'

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      #3
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      Mrs PL is the same right now. It's enough to drive you menstrual.


      Edit: I meant 'mental'

      And you can **** off.

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        #4
        On the other hand, maybe the guy in the car in front is a 'kin tosser? Perhaps the young lady in the canteen does have dubious taste in men?
        Don't think there is something wrong with you - therein lies madness - think Occam's Razor.
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          #5
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          I'm normally quite a nice person - reasonably tolerant of others.

          Over the last few days I seem to have developed a sort of mental tourettes. I go through my day mentally cursing everybody who crosses my path, from the guy in the car in front ('kin t0sser) to the girl on the till in ClientCo's canteen (slapper). I fear it's soon going to escape the confines of my brain and take physical form.

          Not particularly stressed, no-one's particularly upset me, so no idea where this has come from.

          Any advice on how to get rid of it? Exorcism maybe?
          Menopause.

          That is all.

          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Thank you Zippy. I like that angle.

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              #7
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              I'm normally quite a nice person - reasonably tolerant of others.

              Over the last few days I seem to have developed a sort of mental tourettes. I go through my day mentally cursing everybody who crosses my path, from the guy in the car in front ('kin t0sser) to the girl on the till in ClientCo's canteen (slapper). I fear it's soon going to escape the confines of my brain and take physical form.

              Not particularly stressed, no-one's particularly upset me, so no idea where this has come from.

              Any advice on how to get rid of it? Exorcism maybe?
              Welcome to my world.

              Mod: Less of the potty-mouth, ta.
              Last edited by cojak; 15 November 2011, 20:05. Reason: Bar of soap required...
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                Mrs PL is the same right now. It's enough to drive you menstrual.


                Edit: I meant 'mental'
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Menopause.

                That is all.

                Well it can't be both, can it. Make your frickin minds up.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Well it can't be both, can it. Make your frickin minds up.
                  Perhaps your just bleeding past it.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    Well it can't be both, can it. Make your frickin minds up.
                    I'll settle this.

                    Beard - check.
                    Penchant for ale - check
                    Comfy shoes - check
                    Cardigan - check

                    Yep, you're a lesbian.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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