Let's see how long it lasts before the assorted besotted geeks/nerds can't help themselves.
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The "Let's not even mention Janey" Thread
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I saw a really tarty, dirty looking bint last night, drinking like a fish and giggling like a school girl with her mates. I bet she's a goer I thought.
Just when I was about to swoop over, she'd buggered off and it was only about 10.30pm! -
That's what you get for hanging around those under 18 discos.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI saw a really tarty, dirty looking bint last night, drinking like a fish and giggling like a school girl with her mates. I bet she's a goer I thought.
Just when I was about to swoop over, she'd buggered off and it was only about 10.30pm!Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by DimPrawnDon't know, but managed to get a snapshot of her on my mobile.
Hard Brexit now!
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I've done no work today, nothing, not a bean. All I've done is surf 'tinternet, particularly CUK reading and contributing to threads about J ..... woah, that was close, nearly went and ruined the whole thing !
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Originally posted by Jakes DaddyI've done no work today, nothing, not a bean. All I've done is surf 'tinternet, particularly CUK reading and contributing to threads about J ..... woah, that was close, nearly went and ruined the whole thing !
(still true about doing absolutely nothing though !)Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by Jakes DaddyI've done no work today, nothing, not a bean. All I've done is surf 'tinternet, particularly CUK reading and contributing to threads about J ..... woah, that was close, nearly went and ruined the whole thing !
(still true about doing absolutely nothing though !)Comment
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