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The "Let's not even mention Janey" Thread

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    The "Let's not even mention Janey" Thread

    Let's see how long it lasts before the assorted besotted geeks/nerds can't help themselves.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    I saw a really tarty, dirty looking bint last night, drinking like a fish and giggling like a school girl with her mates. I bet she's a goer I thought.

    Just when I was about to swoop over, she'd buggered off and it was only about 10.30pm!

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      #3
      That's what you get for hanging around those under 18 discos.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn
        I saw a really tarty, dirty looking bint last night, drinking like a fish and giggling like a school girl with her mates. I bet she's a goer I thought.

        Just when I was about to swoop over, she'd buggered off and it was only about 10.30pm!
        Bet she had a huge arse!
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Don't know, but managed to get a snapshot of her on my mobile.

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            #6
            how long before this ends up in the 'Light Relief' folder?

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn
              Don't know, but managed to get a snapshot of her on my mobile.

              Blocked by co. filter. Is it minging?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                I've done no work today, nothing, not a bean. All I've done is surf 'tinternet, particularly CUK reading and contributing to threads about J ..... woah, that was close, nearly went and ruined the whole thing !
                (still true about doing absolutely nothing though !)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jakes Daddy
                  I've done no work today, nothing, not a bean. All I've done is surf 'tinternet, particularly CUK reading and contributing to threads about J ..... woah, that was close, nearly went and ruined the whole thing !
                  (still true about doing absolutely nothing though !)
                  Who's J....? Don't know anyone by that name on this thread. DP was just telling me about some random bird he met yesterday.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jakes Daddy
                    I've done no work today, nothing, not a bean. All I've done is surf 'tinternet, particularly CUK reading and contributing to threads about J ..... woah, that was close, nearly went and ruined the whole thing !
                    (still true about doing absolutely nothing though !)
                    t'internet

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