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    Stockpile calpol?

    Not that I give a flying fig about Nibiru mind.

    Given that I have 3 littluns and one luttlun on the way (Due 25th Dec) it made me think.

    What if the Tottenham riots started up again? What if the occupy movement joins forces with the freeloaders? The EDL get involved?

    What about the basics? Calpol, paracetamol, calprofen? Antihistamines?

    Without going proper nutty, should I be stockpiling certain kiddie important supplies just in case the local supermarket shuts down after getting looted?

    Just the thoughts that cross my mind as a young dad.

    The panel thinks?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Not that I give a flying fig about Nibiru mind.

    Given that I have 3 littluns and one luttlun on the way (Due 25th Dec) it made me think.

    What if the Tottenham riots started up again? What if the occupy movement joins forces with the freeloaders? The EDL get involved?

    What about the basics? Calpol, paracetamol, calprofen? Antihistamines?

    Without going proper nutty, should I be stockpiling certain kiddie important supplies just in case the local supermarket shuts down after getting looted?

    Just the thoughts that cross my mind as a young dad.

    The panel thinks?
    Just a gun.

    With one bullet.

    Do us all a favour.

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Dinnerfords Gripewater, lovely stuff.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Just a gun.

        With one bullet.

        Do us all a favour.

        A serious topic. Bring the gun and the bullet. I would be happy to administer.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          A serious topic. Bring the gun and the bullet. I would be happy to administer.
          You'd miss.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            You'd miss.


            Now answer the ******* op.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


              Now answer the ******* op.
              "Without going proper nutty, should I be stockpiling certain kiddie important supplies just in case the local supermarket shuts down after getting looted"

              For the kids
              500KG of Haribo
              20000 Fruit shoots
              1000 Tins of Beans and Sausages(Heinz)
              1 Tin of Tinned Tomatoes(to threaten the kids with if they complain about the beans and sausages)
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Not that I give a flying fig about Nibiru mind.

                Given that I have 3 littluns and one luttlun on the way (Due 25th Dec) it made me think.

                What if the Tottenham riots started up again? What if the occupy movement joins forces with the freeloaders? The EDL get involved?

                What about the basics? Calpol, paracetamol, calprofen? Antihistamines?

                Without going proper nutty, should I be stockpiling certain kiddie important supplies just in case the local supermarket shuts down after getting looted?

                Just the thoughts that cross my mind as a young dad.

                The panel thinks?
                With your health, you're the one who should be worried. Luckily it seems none of your kids inherited any of your DNA.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  "Without going proper nutty, should I be stockpiling certain kiddie important supplies just in case the local supermarket shuts down after getting looted"

                  For the kids
                  500KG of Haribo
                  20000 Fruit shoots
                  1000 Tins of Beans and Sausages(Heinz)
                  1 Tin of Tinned Tomatoes(to threaten the kids with if they complain about the beans and sausages)
                  Bizarrely I think we would get on IRL
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Calpol and Calprofen are brand names. Non branded alternatives are available free from your Doctor.

                    If it all goes feral, a shotgun might secure you a game of pool down your local.
                    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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