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    Sneaky b!#ch

    Cleaner has just come around the office to clean desks and sweep the floors etc.

    Decided to go get a drink while she attended to my desk

    Came back and sat down, thanking her in my bad swedish, she moved on with her cleaning

    Goes to pick up my pen and continue work, where the f##k is my pen!!

    "Errr who's stole my pen?" says I, no comments from colleagues .. "anyone?"

    I then notice the cleaner had palmed my pen holding it halfway up her sleeve, I point it out to her

    She smiles and has a "oh my goodness how did that get there?" face and gives it back

    cheeky pikey b!#ch

    be warned, pikey cleaners about, I'm off to trap 2 to leave her an extra special thank you present..
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    #2
    Originally posted by chef View Post
    thanking her in my bad swedish, she moved on with her cleaning

    So not all Swedish women are stunning blondes who can get away with murder just by flashing their....smile?

    I'm gutted. Always thought Scandinavia would be an awesome place to go for all the blonde totty.
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      #3
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      Came back and sat down, thanking her in my bad swedish
      Maybe your bad swedish came across as "Why not help yourself to my pen? I have lots of them" as opposed to "Thank you very much for cleaning my desk Miss"

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        #4
        thank you very much - tack så mycket
        steal my pen, thief - stjäl min penna du tjuv

        similar
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          #5
          hmmm


          NSFW


          She needs a damn good thrashing
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            #6
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            thank you very much - sack må tycket
            Could be dodgy doing a Spoonerism...
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              #7
              At previous ClientCo thieving by the cleaners was endemic -they'd go through drawers if they weren't locked.

              Although people complained nothing was done - I guess the cleaning contractor was cheap.
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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                hmmm


                NSFW


                She needs a damn good thrashing
                She's not slapping her too hard, no pendulum action on her Norks!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  hmmm


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                  She needs a damn good thrashing
                  Technically that is a spanking. IMHO a thrashing requires the use of an implement rather than the hand.



                  ** Lovely job though.
                  Just saying like.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by chef View Post
                    thank you very much - tack så mycket
                    steal my pen, thief - stjäl min penna du tjuv

                    similar
                    All sounds Dutch to me.
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