Sockies In Need

[SimonMac]

As the annual chugger tradition of Children In Need steps up I am trying to raise awareness of the poor and unfortunate.

Did you know just £2 will provide enough chutney to feed pacharan for a whole day

£5 will buy a cushion to make life on the bench just a little more bearable for russle as he lands back on the bench.

£25 will pay for Wilmslow to get a weekly bus ticket from where he has to park his car to the office that he has to toil away in wishing he was a contractor.

£50 will pay for Gricerboy to finally pop his cherry (£1 for the condom and £49 for her therapy)

Can we all please dig deep and help those less fortunate than ourselves.

[MarillionFan]

I suggest some of the posters do something for charity.

We can sponsor NorthernladUK on a sponsored 'not answer a thread in the professional forums'. £1 for every thread he doesn't barge into with 'advice'. That should be £2

Shaunbhoy 50p for every finger. Theres another 6 quid.

Old Greg £500k for every witty post since he's been on CUK. So that's £0

And Suity 1p for every time he's pissed himself in General. That should raise £242 million.
Any other suggestions?

[russell]

As the annual chugger tradition of Children In Need steps up I am trying to raise awareness of the poor and unfortunate.

Did you know just £2 will provide enough chutney to feed pacharan for a whole day

£5 will buy a cushion to make life on the bench just a little more bearable for russle as he lands back on the bench.

£25 will pay for Wilmslow to get a weekly bus ticket from where he has to park his car to the office that he has to toil away in wishing he was a contractor.

£50 will pay for Gricerboy to finally pop his cherry (£1 for the condom and £49 for her therapy)

Can we all please dig deep and help those less fortunate than ourselves.

You getting your trolls mixed with your sockies

[russell]

I suggest some of the posters do something for charity.

We can sponsor NorthernladUK on a sponsored 'not answer a thread in the professional forums'. £1 for every thread he doesn't barge into with 'advice'. That should be £2

Shaunbhoy 50p for every finger. Theres another 6 quid.

Old Greg £500k for every witty post since he's been on CUK. So that's £0

And Suity 1p for every time he's pissed himself in General. That should raise £242 million.
Any other suggestions?

Sasguru is going to donate one years salary and half the value of his house. So 45k

[mudskipper]

£1 for every mention of 'Norks' in google results - £427 (£428 when this thread gets indexed)
£1 for every mention of 'cretin' ... £1260
£1 for every mention of 'sockie' .... £1900
£1 for every mention of 'sledge' ... £1,456,393

[SimonMac]

You getting your trolls mixed with your sockies

Which are you?

[GreenLabel]

Which are you?

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B.

[northernladuk]

I suggest some of the posters do something for charity.

We can sponsor NorthernladUK on a sponsored 'not answer a thread in the professional forums'. £1 for every thread he doesn't barge into with 'advice'. That should be £2

Shaunbhoy 50p for every finger. Theres another 6 quid.

Old Greg £500k for every witty post since he's been on CUK. So that's £0

And Suity 1p for every time he's pissed himself in General. That should raise £242 million.
Any other suggestions?

That's two pops at me in a day I will give a pound if you will be my fwiend again