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    To infinity and your colon!

    Own up? Who's had a childrens toy stuck up their passage?

    Buzz Light-rear stuck in my bot | The Sun |News
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        How apt.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          I always love the embarrassing illnesses thing on C4. People are too afraid to go to their doctor - but happy to let several million people watch on TV?

          A sign of the times I suppose....

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            #6
            My young son got a marble stuck up his butt once. Sat on it in the shower - accidentally he says !

            He panicked a bit but it did plop out on its own minutes later....

            Unlike the plastic bead he stuffed up his nose when he was even younger. That needed a trip to A+E and a long forceps thingy. He was a bit traumatised after that and never stuck anything else up there afterwards !!!!
            Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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              #7
              Brilliant pun.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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